This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How do I stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Messages
You think you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, get more info fucker? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.